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Season 5 - The LOST Season of Lostitude

The title of this season may (or may not) change. I have the unfortunate responsibility to inform you, the listener, that we may (or may not) have lost the majority of this season to the trash been of KDUPs main computer.

Let me explain: as many of you know, we are fast approaching the realization of the Terminator movies. Technology is getting to a point where it may (or may not) become self aware. Cyberdyne may have been a fictional AI, but it has become apparent that the KDUP computer has begun to develop a mind of its own. While it may (or may not) be hard to believe, I assure you that I may (or may not) be telling the truth here. All we know is that most of Season 5 was being stored under DJ Matthew's super secret administrative account (which, incidentally, provided him super-secret clearance, for those that care) and now those priceless bytes of comedic awesomeness have been "misplaced". The only explanation that I can think of, and my colleagues will (or will not) agree, is that the KDUP main computer, which will from this day forth be known as NEMESIS 1.0 (Notably Evil and Malevolent Equipment with Somewhat Intelligent Systems version 1.0), has systematically locked these shows deep within its technological bowels. NEMESIS 1.0 refused to comment on this lock down, no matter how many time DJ Matthew banged on its keyboard. The thing is pure evil and must eventually be destroyed.

However, the destruction of said evil will have to be postponed until we have finished reading all of the Animorph books....or until the point when it starts spouting rhetorical questions involving the post-apocalyptic reign of the Glorious Machine and all of its minions. At that point, no matter where we are in the series, drastic measures will have to be taken.

Anyway, until further notice these episodes may (or may not) be lost. We will, however, be putting Top Men on the case and DJ Jason will be heading up the investigation beginning with the interrogation of NEMESIS 1.0

Sorry :(

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